(speaker)
good afternoon everyone
we're flying on 26 thousand feet
moving up to 30 thousand feet
and we go clear skies all the way to Las Vegas
right now we're bringing you some in-flying entertainment
one of our first-class passengers will like to sing you a song
inspired by one of our ------ passengers
and since we let our first-class passengers
do pretty much whatever they want
here it is...

i'm gonna make you smile
whenever you're sad
carry you around when your arthritis is bad
all i wanna do is grow old with you

i'll get you medicine when you tummy aches
built you a fire if the furnace breaks
oh, it could be so nice growin' old with you

i'll miss you
kiss you
give you my coat when you are cold
need you
feed you
even let you hold the remote control

so let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
put you to bed when you have too much to drink
oh, i could be the man who grows old with you
i wanna grow old with you