-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}-

SEAN:  What's your name, baby?

GIRL #4:  Desiree.

SEAN:  Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.

GIRL #4:  What's your name?      

-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}-

SEAN:  My name's sean, I want to get it on.

GIRL #4:  Ooh.

SEAN:  you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.

GIRL #4:  Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.

SEAN:  Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--

GIRL #4:  Oh my.

 SEAN:  --You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?

GIRL #4:  That's sounds nice, sean.

SEAN:  You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor.  that's music to my ears.

GIRL #4:  I'm already naked, how about you?

SEAN:  Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.

GIRL #4:  You must look good you stud, are you hard?

SEAN:  Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.

GIRL #4:  ..."Tally-whacker"?

SEAN:  No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.

GIRL #4:  Oh my god.

SEAN:  What?

GIRL #4:  -{To other call girl}- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.

-{Sean groans}-

CALL GIRL #2:  -{To Girl #4}- your kidding?

GIRL #4:  -{To other call girl}- And his sweet-meat.

CALL GIRL #2:  -{To Girl #4}- that's so gross.

  -{she hangs up}-

SEAN:  No.  She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.

-{hangs up}- 

 what the fuck is happening 

  -{weeping}- 

... I'm horny, goddamn it.  Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.