I've got a pizzaland complexion

And bright green sox

I am the happy little face

On the charity box

But you don't look in my direction

You always look away

You thank the lord God above

That you were'nt modelled my way



Then I woke up

Right in the middle of a horrible dream

I woke up

I dreamt I was a spastic

But my boots were clean



You are a solid instigator

Of the human code

You held back the traffic

While I crossed the road

But please don't try to be a martyr

The good samaritan way

Because my silly cuban heels

Will give your games away



Then I woke up....



Pray for me (4x)

Then I woke upright in the middle of a

I woke up

I woke up