(T.A.T.U. Parody of "All the Things She Said")


I'm a lesbian

She's a lesbian

We are lesbians

Kissin' in the rain

Kissin' in the rain


I'm a lesbian

She's a lesbian

We are lesbians

Touch me there again

Touch me there again


I just licked your tongue

Won't you grab my butt


We're international hits from a foreign country

If I didn't have tits you wouldn't listen to me

We don't write our own songs, we don't do our own beats

We just fondle eachother, while the camera's rolling


We had boyfriends, but they never got blown

Now we're naked on the cover of that mag Rolling Stone

We're all over the news and the world is in shock

We're young and we're hot, and we don't like the cock


I'm a lesbian

She's a lesbian

We are lesbians

Kissin' in the rain

Kissin' in the rain


I'm a lesbian

She's a lesbian

We are lesbians

Touch me there again

Touch me there again


I just licked your tongue

Won't you grab my butt


Like a nasty car crash, you just can't look away

If you're a young girl then we'd give you some play

Because girls are so hot, and guys are passé

Did I mention we have sex, like, everyday


I guess we're a fad, or so I've been warned

If the money runs out, you'll see us starring in porn

We don't care if you're straight, it's okay if you watch

While I'm combing her hair, with her face in my crotch


People lookin' at me

Watching from their TV

Have we done enough


Model for lingerie

'Cause we're hot and gay

Should I show my muff