All These Weird Folks That I Am Seeing

Walking Through Here Like Zombie Beings

Always Doing The Strangest Kind Of Things


Kicking Buttons With Doctor Martins

Doing Love Acts Even With Cousins

Can't They See What Damage

They Are Causing Me?


I Can See Them All Conspiring

Telling Each Other Lies

They Can't See Me


Search Your Heart And Forgive Their Souls

Whatever The Cost Might Be?

You Know It's All A Matter Of Sympathy

But You Don't Have To Take Them

Every Dawn Brings A Brand New Day

And Slowly Works Its Way To Dusk

Will They Ever Manage

To Improve Themselves??


All These Weird Things That I Am Seeing

Glad I'm Not Like A Human Being.

Losing Temper And Problems With Pms


Landlord's Lying To All Of His Clients

Right Back At Him

They're Scheming Bad Things

Ted Is Honest,

A Fool Who Just Can't See The Truth


BRIDGE


CHORUS


All These Weird Things That I Am Seeing

Glad I'm Not Like A Human Being.

Losing Temper And Problems With Pms


Landlord's Lying To All Of His Clients

Right Back At Him

They're Scheming Bad Things

Ted Is Honest,

A Fool Who Just Can't See The Truth


BRIDGE


CHORUS


(Thanks to Spirit for these lyrics)