Mistress For Christmas (A. Young / M. Young)
jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
when I can roll em' in the hay

easy come, easy go
have a good time, with lots of dough
slippin' up high, slippin' down low
love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show

I like female form, in minimum dress
money to spend with a capital "S"
get a date with the woman in red
wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
he got it, I want it
they got it, I can't have it
but I want it, but it don't matter
she got it and I can't get it
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress
for Christmas

easy come, easy go
slippin' high, slippin' low
he got it, I want it
they got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
she got it, and I can't get it
he got it, and I want it
they got it, and I can't have it
but I want it, it don't matter
she got it, and I can't get it
Mistress for Christmas, you know what I'm talking about
Mistress for Christmas, they're gonna send me down, send me down
Mistress for Christmas, I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
Mistress for Christmas

I can hear you coming down my snow stick

I wanna ride on your reindeer honey
and ring the bells