Not what you are



But what you've earned



Where jack-queen-king



Money's concerned



A friend in need is a friend in debt



That kinda friend king money can forget.



May those that are full get struck dumb



When they tell the hungry of the good times



To come



More money than sense in their defence



And cheaper jokes at our expense





So if your king is money



Then I feel sorry for you



And if you think that it's funny



Then maybe you do...



Maybe you do king money



King moneyking money





The midas touch doesn't mean



That much until you're crippled with greed



Using gold as a crutch or half a man



For half a crown for half a kingdom



For half a town



No geldt-in-my-pelt-jack



No cash in my shack so tell me the things



That you think I lack



Just what kinda price are you willing to pay



For a holiday from the royal tourniquet





So if your king is money



Then I feel sorry for you



And if you think that it's funny



Then maybe you do...



Maybe you do king money



King moneyking money





Standing by the xerox machine



I want to duplicate some money



Build a fortune up in black and white



But I'll need a master copy.





You're gonna give your love to me



Shake an apple off the apple tree



When she moves it's poetry



Come to me nowonetwothree





King ka



King ka



King king money





Plan the perfect double murder



Maybe win the pools when I get some money



HoneyI'll be knee high in consumer



Durables





Adorables...