chorus: 
I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol 
A yo, Phife do you eat em? No, Tip do you eat em? 
Uh huh, not at all(again) 
I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol 
Jarobi, do you eat em? Nope, Shah, do you eat em? (Nope) 
Not at all 

Q-Tip and Phife(trading lines): 
A tisket, a tasket, what's in mama's basket? 
Some veggie links and some fish that stinks 
Why, just the other day, I went to Grandma's house 
Smelled like she conjured up a mouse 
Eggs was fryin, ham was smellin 
In ten minutes, she started yellin (come and get it) 
And the gettin's were good 
I said, I shouldn't eat, she said, I think you should 
But I can't, I'm plagued by vegetarians 
No cats and dogs, I'm not a veterinarian 
Strictly collard greens and a occasional steak 
Goes on my plate 
Asparagus tips look yummy, yummy, yummy 
Candied yams inside my tummy 
A collage of good eats, some snacks or nice treats 
Apple sauce and some nice red beets 
This is what we snack on when we're Questin' 
(both: No second guessin) 

chorus: 
(Q-Tip: bridge) 

Phife: 
Now drop the beat, so I can talk about my favorite tastings 
The food that is the everlasting, see I'm not fasting 
I'm gobbling, like a dog on turkey 
Beef jerky, slim jims, I eat sometimes 
I like lemons and limes 
And if not that, take it the road see and the salad sopped 
Sit back, relax, listen to some hip hop 

Q-Tip: 
Gum drops and gummy bears tease my eyes 
A sight for sore ones and some bore pies 
And other goodies that are filled with goop 
With fried apple roots 
Delectable delights, control my appetites 
Mine is for me, right, but I know what I like 
Chicken for lunch, chicken for my dinner 
Chicken, chicken, chicken, I'm a finger lickin winner 
When breakfast time comes, I don't recognize 
Pig in the pan or a pair of bogey chides 
Mixed with stewed tomatoes, home fried potatoes 
Or anything with flair, cook it, I'm in there 
Pay attention to the Tribe as we impose 
This is how it goes 

I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol 
A yo, Phife do you eat em? Nah, Tip do you eat em? 
Uh huh, not at all(come again, y'all) 
I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol 
Jarobi, do you eat em? Nope, Shah, do you eat em? 
Nope, not at all 
I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol 
Afrika do you eat em? No, Pos, do you eat em? 
Hell yeah, all the time 
I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol 
Phife, do you eat em? Nah, Tip, do you eat em? 
Uh huh, not at all 
Jarobi, do you eat em? Nope, Shah, do you eat em? 
Nope, not at all 
I don't eat no ham n' eggs, cuz they're high in cholesterol 
Afrika, do you eat em? No, Gary, do you eat em? 
Yeah, all the time (laughing)