See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was... - Sing! 

I have trouble with the... - 

Note! 

It goes all around my... - 

Throat! 

It's a terrifying... - 

Thing! 

See, I really couldn't hear Which note was lower or was... - 

Higher! 

Which is why I disappear If someone says, "Let's start a... - 

Choir!" 

Hey, when I begin to... - 

Shriek! 

It's a across between I... - 

Squeak! 

And a quiver or I... - 

Moan! 

It's a little like a... - 

Croak! 

Or the record player... - 

Broke! 

What it doesn't have is... - 

Tone! 

Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy... - 

Ding-a-ling 

But I really couldn't... - 

Sing! 

I could never really... - 

Sing! 

What I couldn't do was... - 

Sing! - 

Three blind mice... Three blind mice... It isn't intentional! - 

She's doing her best - 

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle bells, Jingle bells It really blows my mind - 

She gets depressed 

But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in... - 

Power 

And all my friends Say I am perfect for the shower 

Still, I'm terrific at a... - 

Dance! 

Guys are comin' in their... - 

Pants! 

I'm a birdie on the... - 

Wing! 

But when I begin to... - 

Chirp! 

They say, "Who's the little..." - 

Twerp! 

Goin' 'pong' instead of... - ' 

Ping'!" 

And when Christmas comes And all my friends go caroling 

It is so dishearten - 

ning! 

It is so disquiet - 

ting! 

It is so discourag - 

ging! 

Darling, please stop answer - 

ring! 

See, I really couldn't - 

sing! 

I could never really - 

sing! 

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