Excuse me can you help me straighten up my head?

I got a new friend by the name of mr Z.

Well what's wrong with that, don't ya like what you see?

Hmm... If I had a choice yo i'd rather be me

You see he's kinda not like kinda average kinda guy

Kinda say what make you kinda say why

Did you see that what he did to his cat

It's all big and fat and now it wears caps.



Here we go agian.



Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life

with a house on the corner for his kids and whife.

Works all day tryin' to make ends meet

just the same as everybody does down his street.

Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car

but he likes a little drink so he can't drive far.

He used to have a mini but he's six foot four.

Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore.



Yo you gotta sit back relax while

I hit you with a tale of a guy

Who would try but he's always gonna fail

M I S T E R Z he doesn't realise

that it wasn't really meant to be

him up at the top he never wanna stop



The fool up in the pool doin' a big

belly flop

now even sunbathing he could never get

it right

cause he even tried to do it in the middle

of the night.



Here we go agian.



Mr Zuvaloppa got a crazy life

with a house on the corner for his kids and whife.

Works all day tryin' to make ends meet

just the same as everybody does down his street.

Mr Zuvaloppa got a brand new car

but he likes a little drink so he can't drive far.

He used to have a mini but he's six foot four.

Mr Zuvaloppa don't want it anymore. (repeat until end)