Sitting in a nightclub drinking lots of beer
Along came a bird & she whispered in my ear
She looked me up & down she was a real bitch
But I woke up this morning with a funny little itch

She had VD She had VD
And she's given it me & now she's given it me
She had VD She had VD
And now my bellend's green

I went to the doctor's he said 'This is bad
I'll get rid of this & you'll be glad
I'm not being funny I'm not taking the mick
But the only thing that we can do is cut off your dick

She had VD She had VD
And she's given it me & now she's given it me
She had VD She had VD
And now my bellend's green