I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about one
Two girl friends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about

Yeah, yeah, I'm back again
Throw a hashtag in front of the trend
Huffing and Puffing so let me in
I just need a little bit of medicine
Oh no, strap on your sneakers
You don't need to play, watch from the bleachers
Ice so shiny, it gives you seizures
Clutch that ball, I will beat cha'
I'm sorry, I gotta do this here
But you hang with dicks like a pubic hair
With an icy stare got it worse than my deuce
Got me rock hard shooting off 'zooka
Yeah, yeah, I said it to
This is like no edit; undo
What the fuck did I get myself into?
I wish I knew

I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about one
Two girl friends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about

I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about one
Two girl friends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about

It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings and Adele ain't on this track
Did I say that? Oh yeah, I must've black and yellow Bourbon Mustard
Not even just a little bit flustered
Write it all down on the way to the bus stop
Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut
Thinking to myself "Oh my god, it's America!"
Ha-ha, this is blasphemy
Get away with it like Casey Anthony
Mixed in chemicals, this is alchemy
Drunk as fuck, hold a kid off the balcony
Zombie Killer
Manila envelope
being dragged in the middle
Girlfriend sitter
I'm a high space shitter
What?

I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about one
Two girl friends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about

I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about one
Two girl friends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about

I said I'm back
Lindsay Lohan watch me ride this track
No hands
Cause' I've been on the bike
Been around the block like every other night
Yeah, 'til the sun burns out
Zombie style
Words out our mouth
Dead
And I'll leave 'em squirming
No protection
Rick Santorum
Ha-ha, damn near wrecked 'em
Every time that I rhyme on the kick drum
You'll be, bleeding out your eardrum
Like "Goddamn I couldn't even hear them coming"
Yeah, we hut the ground running
Goddamn now ain't that something
I used to have two girls
Now I got nothing

I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about one
Two girl friends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about

I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about one
Two girl friends, now I got none
'Cause my number two girl found out about