invite vets and coast guard deserters
 invite the haves and the have-nots
 now's the time to take stock in what we got
 click n click n clack goes the train on the track
 we got to get them all here before we hit the sack
 everybody's bothered -- everybody's hot
 got a party in the parking lot
 we got a soiree
 we've got a wing ding
 we've got a party
 we've got reason to sing
 nicholas the second and elvis presley too
 have a barbra streisand drag queen with a fu manchu
 andy rooney's smokin up in a shack
 while sonny and cher are making out in back
 mr. furley says "too loud -- get them out!"
 but this is what a party's supposed to be about
 we've got to mosey somewhere before the party's shot
 got a party in the parking lot
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 we've got 6 pack party favors
 cocktail weenies in a dozen flavors
 keys in the front yard -- dancing in the back
 i'll take a parking lot to any old love shack
 now there's just a few of us -- and the garbage
 got nothing to eat except some mustard in the fridge
 everybody's passed out there's hardly a sound
 except the drunken shriner who's still dancing around
 my sister left with the band around three a.m.
 i've got a migraine from my eyes to my brain stem
 hope our guests liked it, hope they liked lots
 gotta party in the parking lot