A brand new day to face this dark world
A brand new day to hit the floor
I know who to ask to get what I want
I'm not abashed, I did it before
My daughter's laying passed out on the couch
I'm fucking proud, she's only 10 years old
Maybe someday I'll write a book about
"If I were you I'd hate me too"
Wish me a heartache
I won't let go
S U doubleF E R
Teach me what to do
I spit on you
S U doubleF E R

I'm not a dumpfuck
I simply suck
Try to disabuse me
Good luck
The statics lie, I'm not an antisocial
Well, but I'm not a dumpfuck
My girlfriend's laying bloody & raped on the couch
I'm fucking proud she's 15 years old
Maybe someday I'll write a book about me called
"If I were you I'd hate me too"