I was a Green Beret in Viet Nam
 No more of your fairy stories
 'Cause I got my other worries.

 53rd and 3rd
 Standing on the street

 53rd and 3rd
 I'm tryin' to turn a trick

 53rd and 3rd
 You're the one they never pick

 53rd and 3rd
 Don't it make you feel sick?

 Then I took out my razor blade
 Then I did ehat God forbade
 Now the cops are after me
 But I proved that I'm no sissy