Would have liked to play the field
For a month, maybe two
Would have liked to cheat and steal
Just a little bit more
Would have liked to break some bones
Every now and then
Would have liked to drink booze
Instead of water and wine

But hey, I did the right thing
After all, I'm as happy as can be
I just know I did the right thing
After all, I'm as happy as can be
Would have liked to throw a party
For no reason at all
Would have liked to spend my money
And have a good night's sleep
Would have liked to be a poet
As well as a junkie
Would have liked to be buried
By lovers and friends