I'm a pitbull
Well, I'm a shotgun
I'm a ten ton truck loaded down with TNT
I am a missile
Well, I'm a tiger
I'm a midnight, hellcat, bastard s.o.b.

Holy moses
Holy smoke
Everything I've been
I am what you will regret
'Cause I'm the king of mean

I'm a chainsaw
I am lightning
The hammer of hell to take your life away
I am a bad dog
I am a cross-hair
I'm the axe that's come to terminate your day

Holy moses
Holy smoke
Everything I've been
I am what you will regret
'Cause I'm the king of mean

I'll devastate you to the wasteland
You're riding on the devil's tail
My heat is gonna make you melt down
I know you're guaranteed to fail

Holy moses
Holy smoke
Everything I've been
I am what you will regret
'Cause I'm the king of mean