They say everyone should have their heart broken at least once
That is how you grow emotionally
Well, I have been misused by many, many, many men
But nothing can compare how you treated me

At times, it really felt as though the pain was here to stay
And though it's many years ago, I feel it to this day

And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding me?

All the memories are floating back to me now
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes
I travelled so far just to get away from you
'Till this mornings friend request surprised

At times, it really felt as though I'd never smiled again
You, narcissistic asshole, oh, you, nasty, nasty man

And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you fucking kidding

I don't wanna know what kind of cocktail you are
Or which member of the Beatles or which 1950's movie star
I don't give a toss if you're a ninja or a pirate
I'd suspect you'd be a pirate
But I don't wanna verify it
And I don't give a shit
What your stripper name is
Or if your Kitty has a litter
Look, just follow me on Twitter
I don't care about your family tree
And I certaintly don't want you poking me
Again

And so you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Oh, you fucking, fucking fuck

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