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Dirty Old Man (dirty version of 'This Old Man')

Dirty old man he played one
Taught me how to have some fun
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home

Dirty old man he played two
He taught me just what to do
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home

Dirty old man he played three
Now he's playing with my knee
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home

Dirty old man he played four
Now we're laying on the floor
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home

Dirty old man he played five
Now the bee is in the hive
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home

Dirty old man he played six
Taught me how to do some tricks
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home

Dirty old man he played seven
Now I'll never get to heaven
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home

Dirty old man he played eight
Taught me how to masturbate
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home

Dirty old man he played nine
Now I do it all the time
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home

Dirty old man he played ten
Time for us to start again
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give your dog a bone
Now I can not 'ere go home

OptimusPrime

Submitted by OptimusPrime at Fri 15 Aug, 2003 3:58 pm

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Last updated by keeskees at Tue 16 Mar, 2021 2:37 am

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