Fe fi fo fum
I can feel the presence of someone

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed
Somebody's been sitting in my chair

They ate up all my food
And I don't stand for such
Don't tell me it was a woman
'Cause a woman don't eat that much

My brand new silk pajamas (what a shame, what a shame)
They were balled up in a chair
My mind ain't playing tricks on me (what a shame, what a shame)
Lord, tell me if he's still here

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed
Oh, somebody's been sitting in my chair

Cigarettes in my ashtray
And I don't even smoke
Somebody's been in my best booze
I can tell 'cause the seal is broke

I left my bedroom slippers (what a shame, what a shame)
Last night at the foot of my bed
And now they're in my living room (what a shame, what a shame)
And my bed was left unmade

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed
Oh, somebody's been sitting in my chair

Fe fi fo fum
I can feel the presence of someone

Fe fi fo fum
I can feel the presence of someone
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Somebody's been sleeping in my bed
Somebody's been eating up my food
Oh, somebody's been walking in my shoes
Oh, Somebody's been sitting in my chair

Somebody's...