Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got joo-joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you just got to be free

He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he got one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now