come to belgium hey i got something to say i live in a land where it's easy to stay man you should try it here all is ok very good beer we happy in many ways just like "the fonz" in the happy days all i say: jump a plane take a train move your ass come to belgium now your attention please there's a couple of things i want you to see bring cash lots of cash everything you buy is very expensive enjoy your rental car traffic jams you won't get far we're used to be confused in this beautiful land mad cow sick pig lamb chops steak for everybody combats riot gangs robbing banks getting killed while shopping hormones body bags french fries & mayonnaise new king new queen with a smile for everybody come to belgium it doesn't really matters how hard you try it doesn't always matters from where you are you have a big car and a house on the beach enjoy our french fries and our mayonaise