to the rescue
 I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two
 dancers back on Soul Train
 and ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain
 now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent
 using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid
 let's have a vote and try to register our ballots
 and realise a Hammer's just a mallet
 toss him like a salad cause he ain't truly gifted
 now the party's lifted by the crew HIEROGLYPHICS
 golly-wolly, not another Elvis & Priscilla
 Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla
 because he takes a style and tries to mock it
 ain't nothin' personal, G
 but I'm kinda inta chocolate
 it's all about the black
 and it's like that
 and I'm so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack
 plus I'm almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English
 800
 now I peep ya concept
 ya think ya got a rep?
 Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps.
 [CHORUS:]
 "Oooh, oooh, pissin' on your steps..."
 [BRIDGE]
 No Del
 is not a mean fellow
 just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow
 see I'm rather mellow
 some call it lazy
 me & myself
 and I ain't with the daisies
 cause I'm no g_ddam flower
 and every single dancer in circumference
 receives a golden shower
 I'm here to insult the
 hip hop John Travolta
 ya think ya all that
 but really you're shorter than a midget
 I don't fidgit, with the ballet,
 CUBE: Phuck a dancer!
 DEL: Because that's what my pals say
 and brothers don't shake ya rumps
 wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts
 because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia
 and that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya
 plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind
 blasted all out like a feline
 see I'm givin' you advice
 make ya think twice
 cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice
 so change ya conept
 acquire some skills on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps.
 [CHORUS:]
 "I gotta take a leak for the weak... (REPEAT