(Ooh ah ah ooh ah ah ooh ah ooh)
(Ooh ah ah ooh ah ah ooh ah ooh)
(Ooh ah ah ooh ah ah ooh ah ooh) [Dahhhling - mmwah!]
[How dare you? Do you know who I am?]
[You look fabulous! - mmwah!]

I know what you think
It's clear as mud in your eyes
We're the plastic poseurs and prostitutes
You've obviously come to despise

But you don't know nothing
You're not hot enough to matter
You don't understand it's the glamorous life
A dream that no one can shatter

     We're shameless
     We will do anything
     To get our fifteen minutes of fame
     We have no integrity
     We're ready to crawl to obtain celebrity
     We'll do anything at all

I'm ambitious
Believe me, I'm going to be big
I'm a slave to glamour
Applause and clamour
My makeup, my wardrobe, my wigs

Don't call me pathetic
I'm harder than you'll ever guess
Relentlessly tough, for when the going gets rough
The tough get their picture in the press

     We're shameless
     We will do anything
     To get our fifteen minutes of fame
     We have no integrity
     We're ready to crawl to obtain celebrity
     We'll do anything at all

(Anything, anything, anything at all)
(We'll do anything, anything, anything at all)
(We'll do anything, anything, anything at all)
(We'll do anything, anything, anything at all)
[It's going perfectly alright]
[How dare you? Do you know who I am?]
[It's an absolute disgrace]

Tell me you love me
Admit it, you're really impressed
Would it not amuse you
For me to seduce you
Have you ever seen me undressed?

     We're shameless
     We will do anything
     To get our fifteen minutes of fame (Give me fifteen minutes)
     We have no integrity
     We're ready to crawl to obtain celebrity
     We'll do anything at all

     We're shameless
     We will do anything
     To get our fifteen minutes of fame (Give me fifteen minutes)
     We have no integrity
     We're ready to crawl to obtain celebrity
     We'll do anything
     With anyone
     Go absolutely anywhere
     For anything
     At all

(Ooh ah ah ooh ah ah ooh ah ooh)  [I'm terribly sorry]
(Ooh ah ah ooh ah ah ooh ah ooh)
(Ooh ah ah ooh ah ah ooh ah ooh)
(Ooh ah ah ooh ah ah ooh ah ooh)
(Ooh ah ah ooh ah ah ooh ah ooh)
(Ooh ah ah ooh ah ah ooh ah ooh)
(Ooh ah ah ooh ah ah ooh ah ooh)
(Ooh ah ah ooh ah ah ooh ah ooh