The kids are diggin' up a brand new hole 
Where to put the deadbeat mom
Grandpa's happy watching video porn
With the closed-caption on
And father knows best
About suicide and smack
Well, hee hee hee

Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure
Buckle up and endure now baby
Cancer for the cure

Ol' blue eyes is back again
But he was never here in the first place
A heart attack may be something to fear
But take a look out back
'cause courtney needs love
And so do i
Well, hee hee hee

Cancer for the cure
Cancer for the cure
Buckle up and endure now sweet thing 
The cancer for the cure