Oh, I am a Dundee weaver and I come frae bonny Dundee
I met a Glasgy fella and he came courtin' me
He took me oot a-walkin' doon by the Kelvin Ha'
And there the dirty wee rascal stole me thingymajig awa'
There the dirty wee rascal stole ma thingymajig awa'

He took me oot a-walkin' doon by the Roucken glen
He showed to me the bonny wee bird, and he showed me a bonny wee hen
He showed to me the bonny wee bird, frae a linnet tae a craw
And he showed to me the bird that stole ma thingymajig awa'
He showed to me the bird that stole ma thingymajig awa'

Noo, I'll gang back to Dundee lookin' bonny, young an' fair
I'll put on me buckle and shoe, and tie up my bonny broon hair
I'll put on ma corset tight to mak my body look sma'
And wha can tell wi' ma rosy cheeks ma thingymajig's awa'
And wha can tell wi' ma rosy cheeks ma thingymajig's awa'

Oh, all you Dundee weavers tak this advise frae me
Never let a fella an inch above your knee
Never staun' at the back of the close or up against the wa'
For if you dae ye can safely say your thingymajig's awa
For if you dae ye can safely say your thingymajig's awa