When I look in the mirror 
I can`t believe what I see 
Tell me, who`s that funky dude starin` back at me? 
Broken, beaten-down can`t even get around 
without an old-man cane I fall and hit the ground 
Shivering in the cold, I`m bitter and alone 
Excuse the bitchin` - I shouldn`t complain 
I should have no feeling, `cuz feeling is pain 
as everything I need is denied me 
and everything I want is taken away from me 
but who do I got to blame? 
Nobody but me 
I don`t wanna be a old man anymore 
It`s been a year or two since I was out on the floor 
Shakin` booty, makin` sweet love all the night 
It`s time I got back to the Good Life 
It`s time I got back, it`s time I got back 
`n I don`t even know how I got off the track 
I wanna go back, yeah! 
Screw this crap, I`ve had it! I ain`t no Mr. Cool 
I`m a pig, I`m a dog, so `scuse me if I drool 
I ain`t gonna hurt nobody, ain`t gonna cause a scene 
I just need to admit I want sugar in my tea 
Hear me? I want sugar in my tea!