Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay (When I can roll you in the hay) 

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show 

Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital ""S""
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed (One of me in heaven...) 

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and I can't get