I`m patient of this plan
as humble as I can
I`ll wait another day
before I turn away
but know this much is true
no matter what I do
offend in every way
I don`t know what to say
You tell me to relax
and listen to these facts
that everyone`s my friend
and will be till the end
but know this much is true
no matter what I do
no matter what I say
offend in every way
I`m walking through the door
but they`re expecting more
of an interesting man
and sometimes I think I can
but how much can I fake
I`ll speak until I break
with every word I say
offend in every way