OFFEND IN EVERY WAY

INTRO
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VERSE
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I'm patient of this plan
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As humble as I can
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I'll wait another day
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Before I turn away
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But know this much is true
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No matter what I do
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Offend in every way
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I don't know what to say

CHORUS
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THEN BACK TO INTRO NOTE THE SLIGHT VARIATION
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You tell me to relax and listen to these facts
That everyone's my friend
And will be till the end
But I know this much is true
No matter what I do
No matter what I say
Offend in every way
I'm walking though the door
But they're expecting more
Of an interesting man
And I think I can
But how much can I fake
I'll speak until I beak
With every word I say
Offend in every way