There`s this girl I don`t know
Comes by every year or so
And if I get the mail before my mom
Then I will stay out of trouble
She`ll change every year
Even pretty without beer
She doesn`t care about my hair
My car, my tiny pee pee
In the mirror
Whoo, yehhh
She`s finally here
Whoo, yehhh
Comes one time a year
Whoo, yehhh
She`s finally here
Whoo, yehhh
My Playmate Of The Year
She moves me
She makes me grow
I`m so happy and boy does it show
Now she`s going to my head
I`m gonna make this milky clear
You`re my Playmate Of The Year
Hello how are you
It`s great to see you too
Let`s grab a sock
It`s time to rock
And afterwards
You never want to talk
We always agree
Who`s in charge here is me
We never fight
You know I`m right
It`s always straight between you and me
Let me go down on this girl for a day
We can play spin the bottle
Everyone can hear her say
That I was the best that she`s ever had
She could be my playmate
And she could call me Dad
Whoo yehhh.....