Make like a Mister Milquetoast
and you'll get shutout
Make like a Mister Meek
and you'll get cut out
Make like a little lamb
and wham you're shorn
I tell you chum it's time to come
blow your horn

Make like a Mister Mumbles
and you're a zero
Make like a Mister Big
they dig a hero
You've got to sound your "A"
the day you're born
I tell you chum
it's time to come
blow your horn

The taller the tree is
the sweeter the peach
I'll give you the whole magilla
in a one word speech reach

Make like the world's your pudding
but light the brandy
Even the mildest kiss
is a dan-dan-dandy
There'll be no love in bloom
come doomsday morn
I tell you chum
it's time to come
blow your horn

In civilized jungles
females adore
The lions who come on swinging
if you want to score
roar

You can be either read to
or be the reader
You can be either lead
or be the leader
Don't wait until you're told
you're old and worn

Take in some air
and get your lips puckered
Before you find
you're simply too tuckered

I tell you chum
it's time to come
blow your horn