Hey girls, you better listen to me 
I`m getting starved for your company 
All day Monday, and all day Tuesday 
I played football, there`s nothing on the telly 
Now ever since I was just 13 years old 
Well, I always felt shy but I acted so bold 
I never had the money and I never had the class 
But I always seemed to get myself a Saturday night piece of ass! 

Where the boys go, Saturday night 
Where the boys all go, hold me tight 
Where the boys all go, Saturday night 
Where the boys all go 

Saturday morning you can see me at the pub 
and I`m pissing away me money and I can`t stand up 
Cab fare, pop? You look silly in the road 
Get in everybody, where the boys all go! 

Hey! Never keep a secret from meeeee--eeeeeeee 
Hey! Never keep a secret from yuuuuuuuuuwwwwwww 
Hey! Never keep a secret from meeeeee-eeeeeee 

Where the boys go, Saturday night 
Where the boys go, hold me tight 
Where the boys go, stand around and grope 
Where the boys go, showing off their clothes 
Where the boys go, down the disco! 

Hey girls, what you doin` tonight? 
Now do you want to dance, or do you want to bite? 
Look here, darlin, I know the score 
Paint your face, dye your hair, I`ll see you round the back! 

Where the boys go, Saturday night 
Where the boys go, hold me tight 
Where the boys go, Saturday night 

Where the boys go, for a giggle and a lawff 
Where the boys go, and a little piece of ass 
Where the boys go, for a little piece of this 
Where the boys go, for a little piece of that 
Where the boys go, for a little piece of stick! 
Where the boys go, for a little piece of cunt!