LAURA! SALLY! CARRIE! NORMA! RUDY! POLLY! FANNY!

The roller skate rags are really up-to-date back
It's heard every place, you'll find the clan rolls by
Pick your skates, turn your wheels
You're gonna be surprised how your torso feels!
Oui! Oui!
Because in Paree, in gay Paree ‘cross the sea
"Zey" are bigger "zan" none had ever used to be
Turn yo’ hips, take ‘em up
The ever lovely roller skate rag is on the top!

Keep yo’ eyes around the take
Get yo’ torso undulated
Be forever syncopated, knotty
And accelerate
The ever lovely roller skate rag is on the top!