Where is she 
When the little thing cries? 
She lies in a bed 
With a friend of mine. 
But some nights 
She`ll run back in fright 
If she picks on a dick 
That`s too big for her pride. 

Oh! Oh! 
Why did I ever go marry her? 
I was a child! 
I`m holding the baby, 
She`s ran-tanning constantly. 
She saw me coming for miles. 
She saw me open wide. 

Four o`clock 
And the key`s in the lock. 
And she`s been on the win [The word might be "wing".] 
And she`s stinking of drink. 
Wakes the kid, 
So I put him to sleep, 
And she`s in there all night, 
Doubled over the sink. 

Oh! Oh! 
Why did I ever go marry her? 
I was a child! 
I`m holding the baby, 
She`s ran-tanning constantly. 
She saw me coming for miles. 
She saw me open wide. 
Open wide. 
Open wide.