Narrator:
Ecstasy, the makers of the emotion potion
Proudly present The Adventures of the Love Crusader! 
Date line, Tuesday, midnight, somewhere in the city 
Can the funky love crusader steal the heart of the Man of Steel?

(Love crusader, love crusader)

Sarah:
I've seen you look thru me with x-ray eyes
That clean cut image is a thin disguise
But I' not blinded by the kryptonite plan
Beneath that suit beats the heart of a man 
Your super strength can fail the pranksters tricks
But can your gift of flight escape my lips
Leaping tall buildings in a single bound
Can the force of love invade your ground?

I'm in love crusader and I'm gunning for you
Can the Man of Steel stop what I'm aiming to do
I'm the heart invader put out an A.P.B.
Most wantable touchable public enemy number one

Your mighty power serves America's needs
You tackle crime busting villainous deeds
I've heard then say you're a man with no fear
Indestructible, until I get near
Why don't you tell me what you really feel
And why your hidden charms are well concealed
I'm a lone love ranger come to set you on fire
And like a human torch you will burn with desire

I'm in love crusader and I'm gunning for you
Can the Man of Steel stop what I'm aiming to do
I'm the heart invader put out an A.P.B.
Most wantable touchable public enemy number one

Narrator:
This looks like the crime of the century
Can she pull it off? Let's hear what he was to say

Man Of Steel:
Babe, I'm know I'm powerful
But you've touched a nerve that makes me weak 
So I'm giving up and giving in 
'Cause you're the one that I want

Sarah:
Oh I feel Love, oh I feel Love
Stop in the name of love, crusader

I'm in love crusader and I'm gunning for you
Can the Man of Steel stop what I'm aiming to do
I'm the heart invader put out an A.P.B.
Most wantable touchable public enemy number one 

I'm in love crusader and I'm gunning for you
Can the Man of Steel stop what I'm aiming to do
I'm the heart invader put out an A.P.B.
Most wantable touchable public enemy number one...