It's me you see with the funk in my walk
 'Cause I'm doin' just what I like to
 Today is my day and I'm a get nice too
 You gotta keep movin' and you can't say nothing
 I'm a keep bouncin' and bumpin' and struttin'
 One thing you ought to know. . .
 I am the maestro
 (Speech)
 I feel like Rufus Thomas the crown prince of dance
 I'm Mike D. and I'm known for romance
 I'm the crazy baldhead with the part on the side
 And I'm riding down the block like I'm on a water slide
 'Cause it's the type of day I feel like pressing my luck
 'Cause I got nothing to lose 'cause I don't give a fuck
 See I'm a player I play don't play to win I play to show
 I am the maestro!
 (Routine, then speech)
 Who is the man