make me feel tongue tied
 I can see how people look down
 they're on the inside

 here's where the story ends

 people I see, weary of me
 showing my good side
 I can see how people look down
 I'm on the outside

 here's where the story ends
 ooh here's where the story ends

 it's that little souvenir of a terrible year
 which makes my eyes feel sore
 oh I never should have said the books that you read
 were all I loved you for
 it's that little souvenir of a terrible year
 which makes me wonder why
 & it's the memories of the shed that make me turn red
 surprise surprise surprise

 crazy I know, places I go
 make me feel so tired
 I can see how people look down
 I'm on the outside

 oh here's where the story ends
 ooh here's where the story ends

 it's that little souvenir of a terrible year
 which makes my eyes feel sore
 & who ever would've thought the books that you brought
 were all I loved you
 for
 oh the devil in me said go down to the shed
 I know where I belong
 but the only thing I ever really wanted to say
 was wrong, was wrong, was wrong

 it's that little souvenir of a colorful year
 which makes me smile inside
 so I cynically, cynically say the world is that way
 surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise

 here's where the story ends
 ooh here's where the story ends