King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king

People stand in line to see the boy king
(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)

(King Tut) Now, if I'd known
They'd line up just to see you
I'd trade in all my money
And bought me a museum (King Tut)

Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut)
He's my favorite honky!
Born in Arizona
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)

Dancing by the Nile (Disco Tut)
The ladies love his style (Waltzing Tut)
Rocking for a mile (Rocking Tut)
He ate a crocodile

He gave his life for tourism
Golden idol!
He's an Egyptian
They're selling you

Now, when I die
Don't think I'm a nut
Don't want no fancy funeral
Just one like ole King Tut (King Tut)

He coulda won a Grammy
Buried in his jammies
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia
He was born in Arizona, lived in a condo made of stone-a
King Tut