That's nice, forgive me for last night
If you haven't noticed
I'm your worst boyfriend - right
You know it
I can't dance and I hate your parents
And what's with your brother, he sees right
Through my shtick

The opportunity to get ride of me
Has passed by you missed your chance
Wait to long and now you're stuck with me
And all your friends say 'What are you doing?'
With me, it might be
Possibly a big mistake
The opportunity, the opportunity

That's right my test scores are a fright
I'm much stupider than you
And now you've got proof
I suck, I suck suck suck suck suck suck suck
Trade up, you certainly can't trade down

The opportunity to get ride of me
Has passed by you blew your chance
Wait to long and now you're stuck with me
And all your friends say 'What are you doing?'
With me, it might be
Possibly a big mistake
The opportunity, the opportunity

The opportunity, the opportunity
That's right, you can't get ride of me
That's right, you can't get ride of me
That's right, you can't get ride of me
That's right, you can't get ride of me