(You) sent a
Christmas card
To my parents.

I get
Nothin'.
I get
Nothing.

You could have at least
Sent something mean,
Saying how happy you have been.
You could have at least
Sent something cruel,
To cut out the guessing.

Had an
Evil plan
To send
You-whoa
A collage
Of letters
That you wrote,
I didn't.

I could have at least
Sent something mean,
To show how pathetic I have been.
I could have at least
Sent something cruel,
To show how I miss you.

Ooh,
Whoa-oh-oh.
Whoa-oh-oh.
Whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh.

I've analyzed
What this could mean.
It only means
Just one thing.
I've analyzed
What this could mean.
It only means
Just one thing.