When I first met you,
Ooh, I thought I'd seen you in a magazine.
The way you handled all my jibber-jabber talking,
It must have seemed obscene.

I got so nervous,
Cause I thought that maybe I had lost my chance.
But when you called me up the next time on the telephone,
You invited me to the dance.

La la la la, la la la la la la, la la, la la.

My two left feet,
My nervous smile,
Well, I was almost sure you wouldn't call me back.
But when you did, I took two showers, three baths,
And I even shaved my back.

But when I got to your house,
Wouldn't you know, I was three hours late.
So I went back to my room, and all that was left
Was the porno mags and me.

La la la la, la la la la la la, la la, la la.