I've got some fat to loose
And something else too
I never knew the rules
Because I've never had a girlfriend
I suppose I've got a lot to learn
I don't know anything
I'm only seventeen
I go to public school
They never taught me anything I need to learn

But someone told me where to find out
Out where the lights are red
And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors
Out where the films are blue
And the licensed places never shut their doors
I will go there - bingo
I will find out
I will discover - bingo
What the fuss is about

So I went up to town
And I got some money out
I found my self a bar
Where all the lovely ladies offered me their help

And then I really found out
Out where the lights are red
And the pretty ladies call from their shop floors
Out where the films are blue
And the licensed places never shut their doors
Yes, I will go there - bingo
I will find out
Guess, I will discover - bingo
What the fuss is about

But as I tried to leave
They gave the bill to me
I couldn't quite believe
They made me pay a hundred pounds for diet coke
Or they would call my mother

Out where the skies are black
And they wait for another victim to pass on
Out where the kids are green
And are thick enough to left themselves be conned
Yes, I went there - bingo
And I found out
Yes, I discovered - bingo
What the fuss is about