Written by Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn and Brian Steckler

 uh uh

 We're alone in your room
 playin hexen and doom
 And now your tellin' me goodbye
 So you want us apart
 That put a knife in my heart
 And a tear wellin' up in my eye (one little tear)
 But let me remind you
 how much you have been blind to
 You totally changed me
 mixed me up rearranged me
 My hair how you like
 quit hangin' with Mike
 And now you repay me
 By tryin' to slay me
 I want you to know that you
 hit me to low
 and that I can barely breathe
 If I told you that Im bleeding inside
 Would you let me get off my knees

 Right where it counts
 Thats where you hit me
 Right where it counts
 Im on my knees
 Right where it counts
 Stop kickin' me please
 Right where it counts

 I used to play football
 I once was a goofball
 But you didnt like that
 No you didnt like that
 The guys call me whipped
 my popularity slipped
 Because you just wanted a doormat
 We shared alotta friends and id do it again
 if you and i can get back on the highway
 Thought we'd share our life
 me husband you wife
 but im confused im battered and im bruised

 why are you so mean
 now you ruptured my spleen
 and my lowest extremity
 If we were alone and the parents weren't hom Id yell 100 obsenities

 Chorus x2

 and this is what you do
 baby i could love you right to the bone
 Is this the way you show me
 how much you love me
 or is it really somethin' your tryin' to say (You tryin' to say somethin'?)

 Chorus x2

 Right where it counts
 Right where it counts
 Right where it counts
 Right where it counts
 Right where it counts
 Right where it counts
 Right where it counts
 (my voice is highhhhhhh)
 Right where it counts
 Right where it counts
 Right where it counts
 Right where it counts
 Right where it counts