He'd work for anyone if he wasn't working for Her dad
 She's practicing sayin' "I'll do as I will"
 'Cause she don't know how to tell him that she's goin' off the pill
 The curtain's up 'till seven and He'll talk about her ass
 But she clings to his photo like a piece of broken glass
 If we can't get it together today
 She looks for his heart while he stares the other way
 CHORUS
 His dad is a nut
 His ex-girl is a slut
 And he'l be yours forever
 If you just get it together
 If we can't get it together
 If we can't get it together
 Is it ever gonna be
 Just you and me?
 So they meat on Tuesday on Town Hall steps
 To get an 8" by 10" photo and a wedding day set
 "We might as well do it next week
 Because we've met everybody that were ever gonna meet"
 REPEAT CHORUS
 Four to seven at circular quay
 A present in your pocket for the T.A.B.
 If we can't get it together
 If we can't get it together
 Is it ever gonna be
 Just you and me?
 SOLO
 Would you settle for a mobile home
 A good record store and a public phone
 If we cant get it together
 If we cant get it together