Night and day in the electric chair
Step right up son
gonna show you something ain't never been done
you're all fucked.

Listen, it don't cost much
I lay down the line that you touch
Never do what you're told
Any time is easy when you're wrong
You're all wrong and I'm right

Please be on your honor
Please be on your _____

(back in here)

Listen to the story all right
I'll lose it all right on that dotted line
Step right up son
gonna show you something ain't never been done
You're all wrong and I'm right

You see I want it in writing, I owe you nothing
          want it in writing, I owe you nothing
          want it in writing