Over the screams of your dying friends?
 Did you know your life was mine?


 You know what I got
 HAM ON THE BONE
 A little thing
 That I can't leave alone
 Now I feel the purpose of my life defined
 HAM ON THE BONE
 Is mine


 Now you're on call
 To the desperate scene
 At the throbbing ball
 And you'll do it all
 Now you've become my geni-thrall


 You know what I've got


 HAM ON! HAM ON! HAM ON! HAM ON!
 (X1 00)


 Now my hand grasps
 My throbbing root and shan't unclasp
 Go to the head of the class
 Madly stroke my flacid shaft