The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Sweet Transvestite

How do you do
I see you�ve met my faithful handyman
He�s a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the handyman
Didn�t you freaky
Don�t get strung out by the way I look
Don�t judge a book by it�s cover
I�m not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I�m one hell of a lover

I�m just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania

Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you�re both pretty groovie
Or if you like something visual
That�s not too abysmal
We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie

(Brad)
I�m glad we caught you at home
Ah - could we use your phone
We�re both in a bit of a hurry
We�ll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don�t want to be any worry

(Frank)
You got caught with a flat
Well how about that
Well babies don�t you panic
By the light of the night
It�ll all seem alright
I�ll get you a satanic mechanic
I�m just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania

Why don�tcha stay for the night - night
Or maybe a bite - bite
I could show you my favorite obsession
I�ve been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he�s good for reliving my tension
I�m just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania
I�m just a sweet transvestite
From transsexual transylvania

So come up to the lab
And see what�s on the slab
I see you shiver with anticipation
But maybe the rain Is really to blame
So I�ll remove the cause
But not the symtom

OptimusPrime

Submitted by OptimusPrime at Fri 15 Aug, 2003 3:55 pm

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