Since you've been gone i feel so much better
Cause i saw how mean you could be
I used to want some explanation
Now all i want is my Patsy Cline CD

How i've waited for today
When i could finally say

You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work

Sometimes i wish i'd mailed you that letter
That said the things i dare not say
Instead i set the thing on fire
I had to say this out loud anyway

I'm so glad i found the nerve
To say what you deserve

You jerk
You jerk
You are such a jerk
There are other words
But they just don't work