The book of love is long and boring
No one can lift that damn thing
It's full of charts and facts and figures
And instructions for dancing
But I, I love it when you read to me
And you, you can read me anything

The book of love has music in it
In fact that's where music comes from
And some of it's just transcendental
And some of it's just really dumb
But I, I love it when you sing to me
And you, you can sing me anything
Yeah you can sing me anything

The book of love is long and boring
And written many years ago
It's full of flowers and heart shaped boxes
And things we're all too young to know
But I, I love it when you give me things
And you, you wanna to give me wedding rings
And I, I love it when you give me things
And you, you wanna to give me wedding rings
You wanna to give me wedding rings